Thing's He Said

I rummaged through my Love's facebook page and pulled a few of his quotes on married life

enjoy

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Fella's: When that fragrance leeks outta ya body, and your lady starts to vomit, cry, gag for air, run in circles, beat her head against a brick wall, then pass out...yet she comes back and lays next to you #thatslove!!!...lol!!!

Fella's, you ever catch your lady jus starring at you...and not saying a word? Then when you ask, "what's up?" She jus smiles and says,"I jus love looking at you". If so...NEVER watch the movie #roommate with her in the dark. #imalilscared...lol!!

Well, we enjoyed ourselves in Pensacola FL, but now we're back in Georgia. Still got about a hr left before we get to Atlanta...and I'm super sweepy!! So, ima turn on some old school r&b and sing off key to Teresia. She might not like it...but she can't run anywhere. #soIwinagain...lol!!!

Neither, Teresia's invisible steering wheel nor brake seem to work to well on the highway. Yet, she keeps trying them...lol!!! #supersad!!

#Husbands: If you don't take the time to have Biblical conversations with your wife...your REALLY missing out on some beautiful quality time!! #lovethesetalks!!

Heading with the wife to Pensacola, FL for a wedding. She's making me take a shower, and put on "grown ppls clothes" for this event...but I'm still eating junk food on the way so I STILL win...lol!! #enjoyingmyvacation

Started my four days vacation today. Laying with the wife in bed, eating spicy nacho Doritos, drinking Mountain Dew, and watching whatever comes on the Syfy channel. #lovemomentslikethis

#Husbands: I've always heard that, "loose lips, sink ships". Well, if that's true, and you wanna avoid that, I'd suggest you keep your boat outta lakes-that don't carry your last name. #my2cents

My wife is the worst at playing the whole, "I'm not talking to you" game. I mean, I'm not a pro at it. But I would assume talking to me...would disqualify you from playing the game...lol!! #butwhatdoIknow

#Husbands: When your hair is SUPER nappy and your face needs a serious shave, yet your wife says, "you look fine" and wants to go eat and see a movie. Is she (A) Being honest or (B) Lieing to keep you ugly, so no one else will want you? #quejeopardymusic

Ok, soooo I went for my morning walk, took a different turn then normal, ended up in a completely different city, saw a mail lady, ran to the mail lady (like I was four and lost in Wal-Mart) asked her to call my wife, couldn't remember her or my number, she laughed at me, I walked away...only to find out that I was ONLY two blocks away from the house. #whatamorning...lol!!

Looking forward to spending the day with my "suga foot"! Yeah, she got that kinda walk. We might go to the movies, chill in the mall, go out to lunch or do absolutely alllllll day. Either way...#imgood!!

Me: Babe, when did I say you could have some of my drink? Teresia: April 11th 2012. #marriedlife...lol!!!

Lord, thank you for the strength you give me every morning to wake up...and go to work. #grateful

Husbands: Having the dishes done by the time your wife gets home, will make for a GREAT night. #rookietips

I love that my wife knows The Word of God, and can encourage me with it's Truth; when I'm buggin and wanting to throw an adult size tantrum. #notfair...lol

The best time to experience the joy and peace of the Lord, is when your in the midst of a season- that's making it hard for you to experience the joy and peace of the Lord. #Selah!

Sitting here with the wife watching "Wrath of the Titans". So glad we serve a God that can NEVER die, nor lose HIS powers!! #OneTrueGod!!

Came home from work and my wife's bumping Dawkin and Dawkins old CD #superloud! If you've heard of this group, you know how old I feel right about now...lol!!! #gospelnewjackswing.

If I've learned anything from the tragedy in Colorado, its that I can't protect myself nor my wife from everything #gottaTrustinGod!!

Wives: Although at times, your husband may come across as the bad guy or party pooped to some of your ideals. But PLEASE be aware that he will have to stand before The Lord, and give an account for how he directed his home. #GracenPeace

Me: Babe, want me to go and get breakfast real quick? Wife: That would be wonderful love! While your at it, take my car and put gas in it. #marriedlife!...lol!!!

Sitting here watching Cujo with Teresia. #shesnevergettingadog!!

Wives: I believe I speak for all husbands when I say...we don't mind you mocking us, but please try and deep'n your voice alil. #idontsoundlikethat

Wives: Instead of going to see #magicmike, how about asking your husband to bring "that magic" to the bedroom. #takecareofhomefellas!

Husbands: Its NEVER a good ideal to irritate your wife right before bed...lol!!! #rookiemistake

Knowing that scripture commands my wife to submit to me, and knowing she's humble enough to do so; doesn't give me the right to abuse my authority. #bealeader #notawarden

Husbands: God has gifted your wife in some shape or form. Make sure you do your part to encourage and motivate her. Trust me, she needs and wants it more than you know. #donthinder #help

I just told my wife: "I'm so sexy, even my shadow gets hit on!!" She jus laughed at me, and said "wow, that's impressive" #covenant4life...lol!!!

Days off without my wife suck! No one to chase around the house. No one to tickle till she gives me #thatlook! And no one to make laugh as I sing and dance the songs I make up on the fly. #thissucks!